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Duke Cannon Supply Co.  |  SKU: DUKE1000001

Big Ass Brick of Soap - Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

$9.99 USD
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Please Note:
Due to the limited nature of our inventory and the fact that our products are shipped directly from our brick-and-mortar store locations, there may be instances where we are unable to fulfill an order. In such cases, we will notify you promptly and issue a full refund. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your understanding.

Description

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.

Features:
  • Smells like The North Pole and peppermints ; Triple milled for superior quality
  • At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military

INGREDIENTS
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.
*Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

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Duke Cannon Supply Co. Big Ass Brick of Soap - Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap
Duke Cannon Supply Co.

Big Ass Brick of Soap - Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

$9.99 USD

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.

Features:

INGREDIENTS
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.
*Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

Size

  • 10 OZ
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