Duke Cannon Supply Co.  |  SKU: DUKE1000001

Big Ass Brick of Soap - Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

$9.99 USD

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Effective December 16th, 2025, we will no longer accept online orders for delivery or pick-up at stores, with the exception of JAX gift cards. Orders placed on or before that date will still be honored. Please see our announcement page for full details: https://jaxgoods.com/pages/website-announcement

Description

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.

Features:
  • Smells like The North Pole and peppermints ; Triple milled for superior quality
  • At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military

INGREDIENTS
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.
*Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

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